Archive for September, 2011

22nd September
2011
written by JMF

Coffee chain launches nationwide competition to find new comedic talent

  • A third of Brits say they are unable to tell a joke
  • 68% have received puzzled looks after cracking a joke
  • Brits shy away from punch lines
  • Costa launches nationwide hunt for new comedy talent to bring laughter back into our lives –
    Costa Light Comedy Challenge (www.costalightcomedy.co.uk)

As the nation enjoys the new Costa Light drink, a study by the company has found that Brits are not enjoying light humour as much.
Millions of Brits have completely lost the art of telling a good joke, a study by Costa Coffee has revealed. Over a third of adults claim not to know a single gag and wouldn’t be able to just rattle one off.
Of those that admitted to not telling jokes, almost half cited being unable to remember the punch line as the main reason and 20 per cent said hey get embarrassed, whilst one in twenty claim they are never in the right ‘mood’ to tell a funny tale.

Cringingly – 68per cent of Brits have received a look of ‘bemusement’ after telling a joke. And one in ten said they don’t like being centre of attention so avoid telling gags in public.

One reason for the decline could be down to technology – 27 per cent prefer to text jokes to friends rather than tell them face to face.
The study found that 13 per cent prefer to share a funny anecdote via email and one in twenty like to tell jokes via social networking sites, whilst a quarter said funny clips on the internet are more likely to have their sides splitting than old fashioned jokes.
Despite the poor delivery of a good quip – 30 per cent believe that sense of humour is the best attribute that Britons possess and nearly half believe that cynicism is what defines British Humour, explaining why over a third of Brits who chose Mock The Week as the TV series that puts a smile on their face.

Comedian Paul Tonkinson said:  “The findings from the Costa Light survey show that technology seems to have taken over as the best way to tell a joke, which is a result of the modern age we now live in.
“Brits are famed for their sense of humour and it’s a great loss to our culture that so many of us can’t tell a good joke any more. Remembering all the detail in a joke and delivering a punch line with impact does take a certain amount of skill and flair – which some are better at than others.”
Researchers found that 20 per cent said it’s easier to text or email a joke as it prevents you looking stupid if you tell it wrong. And over 20 per cent find their friends updates on Facebook and Twitter wittier than an old fashioned gag.
The most popular people to share jokes with are friends and family – only nine per cent would crack a joke with their boss and just two per cent would tell a joke to a neighbour.
Gennaro Pellicia Chief Coffee Taster, said:  “To launch our new drink, Costa Light, we wanted to poll the nation to find out just how light- earted Brits are and whether Brits do in fact have the sense of humour they’re famed for.
“It’s a shame that people are finding less time to have a laugh with each other face to face but we encourage the nation to take time out of their hectic lives and enjoy a coffee with friends.

“Our new coffee, Costa Light, is a light-hearted drink where a shot of Mocha Italia espresso is added to skimmed milk and  uniquely blended to create a milder, well-balanced, light, yet indulgent coffee.”

Despite our poor joke knowledge 72 per cent of people reckon they always look on the light side of life and never let things get them down.

The Costa Light Comedy Challenge launches to get Brits laughing:
As a result of the findings of the research, Costa is helping to bring comedy back into people’s lives.  The Costa Light Comedy Challenge will discover budding new comedians and give them the opportunity of a life-time to get a highly coveted Friday night gig at The Comedy Store in London and Manchester.
There are three stages of the competition:
From the 21st September 2011, comedians upload a section of their stand-up routine to a dedicated microsite (www.costalightcomedy.co.uk) for public voting. Radio promotions and social media communications drive voting.

  1. The top ten entries in five regions get invited to a Costa Light ‘Laugh Off’ at designated Costa Light Comedy Challenge evenings across Britain. Each event will be compered by comedian Paul Tonkinson.
  2. Two regional winners from each area attend the final event in front of an invited audience at The Comedy Store in London. The event will be judged by Paul Tonkinson, a representative from both the Comedy Store and Costa Coffee.

The overall winner gets a 10 minute slot at The Comedy Store in both London and Manchester on Friday nights during 2012.
For more information, go to www.costalightcomedy.co.uk

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20th September
2011
written by JMF

Somewhere in the Cannock Chase district is a EuroMillions ticket worth £1m and the search is on to find its owner who bought it for the draw on 7 June 2011.

 
The team at adventure park GoApe joined the search and have created a giant £1,000,000 attached to rope wires in the middle of Cannock Chase to remind locals they could be a millionaire.

 

For every EuroMillions line played, UK players automatically receive a EuroMillions Millionaire Raffle selection printed on their ticket. The 1m ticket was bought in Cannock Chase district for the draw on 7 June 2011.  Players have 180 days from the draw date to claim their prize.  The Cannock Chase-bought ticket, with the EuroMillions Millionaire Raffle selection MWC424302 is still being sought and the lucky ticket-holder has until 3pm on Sunday 4 December 2011 to make their claim.

 

Pictured are Loz Walter and Claire Potter from Go Ape.

 

 

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12th September
2011
written by JMF

Dun-Bri Group has officially opened Dun-Bri North, the first regional depot in it’s expansion plan.  Staff and directors celebrated the opening and even took orders before the ribbon was cut.  Speaking of which…

 

Townhouse supported the opening with stationery, building and vehicle signage, brochures and flyers, press and online advertising and PR.

Best of luck everyone…

 

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